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Thread: Out of the Frying Pan
06-30-2009, 02:56 AM #1
Out of the Frying Pan
About this time of year I simply must escape this sizzling Texas heat. Forget the Bible or Dante, this is the real thing. Hot-ass, stifling humid air filled with evangelical Republicans. I must go north!
So then, I will drive 17 hours to Kenosha, WI, and cool my heels on the shore of Lake Michigan, where the daytime high temperature is 4 or 5 degrees lower than the nighttime low here in Dallas.
Anyone in the area have any suggestions for good restaurants, etc.? German food is my favorite, but I will settle for anything un-American.
And, to all of my admirers up North, this will be a great time to attempt an assassination. The emphasis there is on "attempt".
06-30-2009, 04:34 AM #2
06-30-2009, 05:02 AM #3