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    Default A second opinion

    The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can
    cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You
    have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your
    spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.. The only way to
    relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he
    had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
    When he left the hospital, he was with out a
    headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing
    an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized
    that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and
    live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought,'That's what I
    need .. A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like
    a new suit.'


    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,
    'Let's see...size 44 long.'
    Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
    'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor
    said.


    Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
    As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the
    salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
    Joe thought for a moment and then said,
    'Sure.'
    The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's se e,
    34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
    Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you
    know?'
    Been in the business 60 years.'
    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

    Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and
    the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
    Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
    The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'
    Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a
    size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

    The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a
    size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your
    spine and give you one hell of a headache'



    New suit - $400
    New shirt - $36
    New underwear - $6
    Second opinion - PRICELESS

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    Default Re: A second opinion

    That was good.

    ' correct a wise man and you gain a friend... correct a fool and he'll bloody your nose'.

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    Default Re: A second opinion

    Very Good...

    Best

    Ron


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