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    Dear Diary:

    Just moved to Texas ! Now this is a state that knows how to live!!

    Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!
    It is beautiful. Iíve finally found my home. I love it here.

    June 14th:
    Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
    What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. Iím turning into a sun worshiper.

    June 30th:
    Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the lawn for me.
    Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

    July 10th:
    The temperature hasnít been below 100 all week. How do
    people get used to this kind of heat?
    At least, itís kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

    July 15th:
    Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.
    I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the olí sun in a climate like this.

    July 20th:
    I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon.
    The car now smells like Kibbles and Shits.
    I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.
    Good olí Mr. Sun strikes again.

    July 25th:
    The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!
    And itís hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

    July 30th:
    Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house and I canít even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever come here?

    Aug. 4th:
    Itís 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state.

    Aug. 8th:
    If another wise ass cracks, ĎHot enough for you today?í Iím going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

    Aug. 9th:
    Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire.
    My skin melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass . . . Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

    Aug 10th:
    The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny.
    Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Itís been too hot to do **** for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
    Doesnít it ever rain in this damn state? Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.
    Even the cactus canít live in this damn heat.

    Aug. 14th:
    Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead.
    Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me??? ďHot enough for you today?Ē
    My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail.
    Freaking Texas .
    What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??
    Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

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    Default Re: Hot Enough for You Today?

    "What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??"

    Someone that:
    distrust the Federal government.
    does not want any form of gun control, for anybody.
    is boastful, and full of self pride for the state of Texas.
    thinks Texas is the only place that values Freedom.
    says "Texas, Love it or Leave it."
    and
    Branch Davidians


    ' correct a wise man and you gain a friend... correct a fool and he'll bloody your nose'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Cantrell View Post
    "What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??"

    Someone that:
    distrust the Federal government.
    does not want any form of gun control, for anybody.
    is boastful, and full of self pride for the state of Texas.
    thinks Texas is the only place that values Freedom.
    says "Texas, Love it or Leave it."
    and
    Branch Davidians
    RC: GD cracker.


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    Camping at lake Whitney Texas for 2 days


    Heat index 104 to 105

    Was not cool enough to sleep till 1:00 am


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    We will hit 100 today in Healdsburg Ca. the AC is on. Got the foundation for a new down yesterday. just in time

    I'm inside toy the day. My black LAB.. MAX Is sleeping it off on the kitchen floor

    Next Sunday My blues band has an out door show in Stockton at an HARLEY DAVIDSON Store. Thats going to be a HOT ONE. but fun just the same...

    Best

    Ron


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    "GD cracker."

    Ouch

    ' correct a wise man and you gain a friend... correct a fool and he'll bloody your nose'.

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    Aaron
    I'm bringing up this thread again, so that you have something to look foward to in the days ahead.

    ' correct a wise man and you gain a friend... correct a fool and he'll bloody your nose'.

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    I don't know what the heat index was, but it was 97 degs and raining.

    ' correct a wise man and you gain a friend... correct a fool and he'll bloody your nose'.

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