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    Default Re: You know you're a redneck when you go to family reunions to meet girls

    That was great, Jerry.


    Rick
    Everyone laughs at the rednecks till they need their car fixed.


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    Default Re: You know you're a redneck when you go to family reunions to meet girls

    Ray has some great ones. Y'all remember The Streak! And my all time favorite Ahab the Arab and his camel Clyde!

    Scott Patterson, ACI
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    Default Re: You know you're a redneck when you go to family reunions to meet girls

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Patterson View Post
    Ray has some great ones. Y'all remember The Streak! And my all time favorite Ahab the Arab and his camel Clyde!
    Along with his not-so-wacky ones like 'Everything is beautiful'.

    (But I confess, I liked the wacky ones best ... ahhh "The Streak".)

    Jerry Peck, Construction / Litigation Consultant
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    Default Re: You know you're a redneck when you go to family reunions to meet girls

    Ok... this is totally freaky.
    Two days ago, I tried going through the sequence for my 13 year old, and muffed it totally.
    I just went through the lyrics and typed them out.
    I will now print it out. Hand it to her, and prove that it is possible.
    Thanks Jerry.

    This sort of falls into the category of identifying non-soiled young women in certain parts of the US next to East Virginia, By the fact that they can run faster than their brothers.

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    Default Re: You know you're a redneck when you go to family reunions to meet girls

    Quote Originally Posted by Victor DaGraca View Post
    Ok... this is totally freaky.
    Two days ago, I tried going through the sequence for my 13 year old, and muffed it totally.
    Ummm ... you didn't mean that the way you wrote it, did you?

    Jerry Peck, Construction / Litigation Consultant
    Construction Litigation Consultants, LLC ( www.ConstructionLitigationConsultants.com )
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    Default Re: You know you're a redneck when you go to family reunions to meet girls

    Ok... Rephrase time...

    Two days ago, I tried explaining to my 13 year old the sequence of events that could lead to one becoming ones own grandfather, and muffed it totally.

    Mira .. thees inglish ting, she be to ard to splain.

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