Mid-life crisis

**Jerry Peck** · 08-13-2007, 05:39 PM

MID-LIFE CRISIS

After being married for 25 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old gal."

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed, and a large screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seem to me that you're not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old-gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

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**Matt Fellman** · 08-13-2007, 06:23 PM

I've heard a statistic about this....

25% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave their house.

95% of men kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife.