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    Default Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
    (I would have given him 100%)
    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * It will simply become wet

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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    Default Re: Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    Nice!!!


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    Default Re: Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    Ha Ha! My daughter is taking this to school tomorrow..... She is going to suggest this for a study guide Thanks for the post

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    Default Re: Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    Unique answers!

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    Default Re: Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    Thanks for the laugh............Greg.


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    Default Re: Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    Very good Jerry, thanks for posting. Sounds like Little Johnny.


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    Default Re: Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    Napolean didn't die in battle.

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    Default Re: Just to lighten your day and get a smile or two ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Endza View Post
    Napolean didn't die in battle.
    Yea...he got the clap.. or whatever...

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