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07-04-2012, 03:14 PM #1
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7 things to think about in the meaning of life
SEVEN THOUGHTS TO CONSIDER:
Number 7
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 6
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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07-05-2012, 07:55 AM #2
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Re: 7 ponderables to ponder in the meaning of life
Life: no one gets out alive
"The Code is not a peak to reach but a foundation to build from."
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07-06-2012, 06:09 PM #3
Bert de Haan Guest Re: 7 ponderables to ponder in the meaning of life
That's deep...and funny.
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07-08-2012, 11:34 PM #4
Ken Bates Guest Re: 7 ponderables to ponder in the meaning of life
Great post. But there's nothing sexy about bacteria.
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