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    Default 7 ponderables to ponder in the meaning of life

    SEVEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
    Number 7

    Life is sexually transmitted.


    Number 6

    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


    Number 5

    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


    Number 4

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


    Number 3

    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


    Number 2

    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


    And The Number 1 Thought

    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


    - - - and as someone recently said to me:

    "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

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    Default Re: 7 ponderables to ponder in the meaning of life

    Life: no one gets out alive

    "The Code is not a peak to reach but a foundation to build from."

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    Default Re: 7 ponderables to ponder in the meaning of life

    That's deep...and funny.


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    Default Re: 7 ponderables to ponder in the meaning of life

    Great post. But there's nothing sexy about bacteria.


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