Thread: Elephant Inspection

The remark about inspecting an elephant with a borescope reminds me of a joke.

Three blind home inspectors inspecting an elephant.
#1 - "An elephant is long and flexible". #2 - "An elephant is round and thick, like a tree trunk".
#3 -(On his knees) "An elephant is soft and warm and smells like schit."

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Originally Posted by John Kogel

The remark about inspecting an elephant with a borescope reminds me of a joke.

Three blind home inspectors inspecting an elephant.
#1 - "An elephant is long and flexible". #2 - "An elephant is round and thick, like a tree trunk".
#3 -(On his knees) "An elephant is soft and warm and smells like schit."

Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ?

Originally Posted by Billy Stephens

Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ?

You sure do know how to find them.

Originally Posted by Ted Menelly

You sure do know how to find them.

That's just Curly, Larry and Whoa !

Originally Posted by Billy Stephens

That's just Curly, Larry and Whoa !

Nothing like diving into your work

I have been up to my shoulder in a cow, turning a calf around (only once), but I never needed a dive mask and snorkel.............

Originally Posted by Billy Stephens

Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ?

I would imagine if the elephant coughed this guy would get shot out like a bullet. But what would happen if the elephant hiccuped?

Originally Posted by Steven Turetsky

I would imagine if the elephant coughed this guy would get shot out like a bullet. But what would happen if the elephant hiccuped?

Now that is funny