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    Default Elephant Inspection

    The remark about inspecting an elephant with a borescope reminds me of a joke.

    Three blind home inspectors inspecting an elephant.
    #1 - "An elephant is long and flexible". #2 - "An elephant is round and thick, like a tree trunk".
    #3 -(On his knees) "An elephant is soft and warm and smells like schit."

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    Default Re: Elephant Inspection

    Quote Originally Posted by John Kogel View Post
    The remark about inspecting an elephant with a borescope reminds me of a joke.

    Three blind home inspectors inspecting an elephant.
    #1 - "An elephant is long and flexible". #2 - "An elephant is round and thick, like a tree trunk".
    #3 -(On his knees) "An elephant is soft and warm and smells like schit."
    Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ?

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    It Might have Choked Artie But it ain't gone'a choke Stymie! Our Gang " The Pooch " (1932)
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    Default Re: Elephant Inspection

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Stephens View Post
    Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ?
    You sure do know how to find them.


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    Default Re: Elephant Inspection

    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Menelly View Post
    You sure do know how to find them.
    That's just Curly, Larry and Whoa !

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    Default Re: Elephant Inspection

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Stephens View Post
    That's just Curly, Larry and Whoa !
    Nothing like diving into your work


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    Default Re: Elephant Inspection

    I have been up to my shoulder in a cow, turning a calf around (only once), but I never needed a dive mask and snorkel.............


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    Default Re: Elephant Inspection

    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Stephens View Post
    Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ?
    I would imagine if the elephant coughed this guy would get shot out like a bullet. But what would happen if the elephant hiccuped?

    Steven Turetsky, UID #16000002314
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    Default Re: Elephant Inspection

    Quote Originally Posted by Steven Turetsky View Post
    I would imagine if the elephant coughed this guy would get shot out like a bullet. But what would happen if the elephant hiccuped?
    Now that is funny

    ' correct a wise man and you gain a friend... correct a fool and he'll bloody your nose'.

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