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    Default Heres your sign

    > Thought you might enjoy this.
    >
    > I have 2 dogs and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
    > line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I
    > told her no and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I
    > probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
    > that
    > I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
    > coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    >
    > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    > it
    > works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
    > one
    > or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
    > complete so I was going to try it again.
    >
    > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
    > enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
    > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
    > because I had
    > been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the
    > street licking my balls and a car hit me.
    >

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    Default Re: Heres your sign

    I Laughed for 5 minutes after reading that.

    ' correct a wise man and you gain a friend... correct a fool and he'll bloody your nose'.

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