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    May West never had it so good. Lost Weekend: Bikini Lifejacket Offers Ability to Breathe and Bigger Breasts

    Bikini Lifejacket Offers Ability to Breathe and Bigger Breasts

    There is often a fineline between uselessness and genius, and at first glance it may not seem that the ‘Baywatch’ lifejacket deserves inclusion into the latter.

    However, any invention which can make women’s breasts bigger and save lives surely deserves a hearty round of applause – twice.

    The inflatable Jenna Jameson sized boobs offer the perfect flotation device for those in distress in the water, while as an added bonus they can inflate a women’s bust size by a few letters.

    Still in the conception stage, avid sailors, and kayackers will be in their element, well, the male ones at least.

    [Car manufacturers should look into coordinating this technology with their air bag systems. It could save thousands of lives a year. And look nice at the same time. ]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Breedlove View Post
    May West never had it so good. Lost Weekend: Bikini Lifejacket Offers Ability to Breathe and Bigger Breasts

    Bikini Lifejacket Offers Ability to Breathe and Bigger Breasts

    There is often a fineline between uselessness and genius, and at first glance it may not seem that the ‘Baywatch’ lifejacket deserves inclusion into the latter.

    However, any invention which can make women’s breasts bigger and save lives surely deserves a hearty round of applause – twice.

    The inflatable Jenna Jameson sized boobs offer the perfect flotation device for those in distress in the water, while as an added bonus they can inflate a women’s bust size by a few letters.

    Still in the conception stage, avid sailors, and kayackers will be in their element, well, the male ones at least.

    [Car manufacturers should look into coordinating this technology with their air bag systems. It could save thousands of lives a year. And look nice at the same time. ]

    Please remove my girlfriends picture immediately.


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    Ah John, what did you do with her head.

    Do you know what your missing with a girl friend like that?

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