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  1. #1
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    Default Had a good laugh

    A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
    and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and
    ugly. Give me a compliment."

    The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near
    perfect."

    He never heard the shot....

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    Default Re: Had a good laugh

    Guy's out playing golf with his wife. Pulls one off the tee and clocks her right in the head. She drops like a stone. Ambulance comes, to the hospital, D.O.A.
    Since it's manslaughter they have to do an autopsy.
    Husband gets a call from the coroner who says" Very unsual, your wife was killed by a blow to the head by a golf ball yet during the autopsy I found a golf ball lodged in her rectum".
    The husband says " Oh Yeah, that was my Mulligan"


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