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04-23-2007, 11:13 AM #1
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Had a good laugh
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror
and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and
ugly. Give me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near
perfect."
He never heard the shot....
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04-23-2007, 03:00 PM #2
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Re: Had a good laugh
Guy's out playing golf with his wife. Pulls one off the tee and clocks her right in the head. She drops like a stone. Ambulance comes, to the hospital, D.O.A.
Since it's manslaughter they have to do an autopsy.
Husband gets a call from the coroner who says" Very unsual, your wife was killed by a blow to the head by a golf ball yet during the autopsy I found a golf ball lodged in her rectum".
The husband says " Oh Yeah, that was my Mulligan"
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