Thread: Complete Cremation

A billboard on the way to work this morning read:

"Complete Cremation only $995"

I wondered then, how much for an incomplete cremation? Is there a menu?
How about:

Complete Cremation - $995
Well Done - $895
Medium Well - $795
Medium - $695
Meidum Rare - $595
Rare - $495
Tartar - $395

And, I suppose they want payment for any of these in advance?

Aaron

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Aaron,
You're so silly...it's obviously only part if only select body parts are cremated...maybe if you're an organ donor you get a discount?

Perhaps the ala carte “complete” comes with dipping sauce?

Aaron,

I saw that place yesterday over on Preston Rd.

The good thing is that while your there taking care of cremation needs you can walk across the parking lot and shop for a new Toyota or go the opposite side of the parking lot and get some Popeye's Chicken.

Now that convenience.

rick

Originally Posted by Rick Hurst

go the opposite side of the parking lot and get some Popeye's Chicken.

You sure it's "chicken"?

And not one of the body parts left over from an "incomplete" cremation?

Complete Cremation - $995
Less Head - $895
Less Two Limbs - $795
Less Four Limbs - $695
Torso Only - $595
Limbs Only - $495
Head Only - $395

It was a bit on the crispy side.

rick