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    Default Complete Cremation

    A billboard on the way to work this morning read:

    "Complete Cremation only $995"

    I wondered then, how much for an incomplete cremation? Is there a menu?
    How about:

    Complete Cremation - $995
    Well Done - $895
    Medium Well - $795
    Medium - $695
    Meidum Rare - $595
    Rare - $495
    Tartar - $395

    And, I suppose they want payment for any of these in advance?

    Aaron

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    Default Re: Complete Cremation

    Aaron,
    You're so silly...it's obviously only part if only select body parts are cremated...maybe if you're an organ donor you get a discount?


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    Default Re: Complete Cremation

    Perhaps the ala carte “complete” comes with dipping sauce?

    Jerry McCarthy
    Building Code/ Construction Consultant

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    Default Re: Complete Cremation

    Aaron,

    I saw that place yesterday over on Preston Rd.

    The good thing is that while your there taking care of cremation needs you can walk across the parking lot and shop for a new Toyota or go the opposite side of the parking lot and get some Popeye's Chicken.

    Now that convenience.

    rick


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    Default Re: Complete Cremation

    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Hurst View Post
    go the opposite side of the parking lot and get some Popeye's Chicken.

    You sure it's "chicken"?

    And not one of the body parts left over from an "incomplete" cremation?

    Complete Cremation - $995
    Less Head - $895
    Less Two Limbs - $795
    Less Four Limbs - $695
    Torso Only - $595
    Limbs Only - $495
    Head Only - $395

    Jerry Peck, Construction / Litigation Consultant
    Construction Litigation Consultants, LLC ( www.ConstructionLitigationConsultants.com )
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    Default Re: Complete Cremation

    It was a bit on the crispy side.

    rick


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