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    A customer asked 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

    The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

    The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
    something.'

    'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
    Italian?'

    'Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
    German?'

    'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
    Jewish?'

    'Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?'

    'Would you? Would you?'

    The clerk says, 'Well, no!'

    'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

    'Well, I probably wouldn't!'

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why
    did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

    The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

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    Thumbs up Re: -The deli??

    Perfect, thanks for the AM laugh


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    Smile Re: -The deli??

    I needed a laugh this morning.


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