You know you're a redneck when you go to family reunions to meet girls - InspectionNews

Jerry Peck · #1 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 10:57 AM

YouTube - I'm my own grandpa=

Rick Hurst · #2 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 11:07 AM

That was great, Jerry.

Rick
Everyone laughs at the rednecks till they need their car fixed.

Scott Patterson · #3 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 11:25 AM

Ray has some great ones. Y'all remember The Streak! And my all time favorite Ahab the Arab and his camel Clyde!

Jerry Peck · #4 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott Patterson

Ray has some great ones. Y'all remember The Streak! And my all time favorite Ahab the Arab and his camel Clyde!

Along with his not-so-wacky ones like 'Everything is beautiful'.

(But I confess, I liked the wacky ones best ... ahhh "The Streak".)

Victor DaGraca · #5 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 01:57 PM

Ok... this is totally freaky.
Two days ago, I tried going through the sequence for my 13 year old, and muffed it totally.
I just went through the lyrics and typed them out.
I will now print it out. Hand it to her, and prove that it is possible.
Thanks Jerry.

This sort of falls into the category of identifying non-soiled young women in certain parts of the US next to East Virginia, By the fact that they can run faster than their brothers.

Jerry Peck · #6 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Victor DaGraca

Ok... this is totally freaky.
Two days ago, I tried going through the sequence for my 13 year old, and muffed it totally.

Ummm ... you didn't mean that the way you wrote it, did you?

Victor DaGraca · #7 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 08:09 PM

Ok... Rephrase time...

Two days ago, I tried explaining to my 13 year old the sequence of events that could lead to one becoming ones own grandfather, and muffed it totally.

Mira .. thees inglish ting, she be to ard to splain.