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Re: Full moon, April 1 or Halloween?
You might have something there. I had two wacky calls today. Unfortunately about the only calls I received, but the first guy wants to know if we inspect brick ties on new construction.
Me: Sure if we are doing a phase inspection etc. Are you having a home built.
Caller: No, I just know all these Mexicans are putting these brick walls up with no ties and I know that most of them are illegal. Can you do anything about this.
Me: Uh I am afraid you have the wrong number. I suggest calling your local building department.
Then the next call the guy starts off by saying.
Caller: Do you have a separate contract?
Me: Separate from what?
Caller: The realtors have contracts and I need to know if you have a separate contract.
Me: Why do you want to know?
Caller: I am buying a house and need a home inspector. Can you fax me a copy of the contract.
Me: Sure why not. Do you have any other questions, such as my experience or price?
Caller: No I just need to look at the contract.
I don't know if I want to work for someone that is more concerned about the contract than anything else. Just something in the air today I suppose.
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