I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the
bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you
spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit
checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty
soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and
party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves
ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-
like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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You are right on track, Ive always throught the whole system is backward, you take out life insurance for death, you cant spend money when you dead, the life insurance should be paid when you take it out so you can have a ball. They draft young men who dont want to go, they shoud draft old men who are wanting to get out of their misery , or get away from the old lady. I think you should run for office you have a lot of good idea.

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