Thread: Dick in a truck

I was driving down the road today in all the snow and some dick in a truck pulled out right in front of me.

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What a prick? Looks like he needs some new shocks too.

That dude has some balls driving around like that. I hate when I'm on the road and somebody tries to give me the shaft.

I'd say look out for those low hanging wires, but looks like he's been clipped already.

Judging by the way the truck is leaning, I'd say the passenger is probably chubby.

Don't be so hard on the guy. It's probably been that way for over four hours and he's on his way to the doctor.
Stupid Viagra.

Just think if it wasn't cold, he need an 18 wheeler.

Geeze, I didn't know that were that many pricky puns in the world!

Originally Posted by Erby Crofutt

Geeze, I didn't know that were that many pricky puns in the world!

Hell...we're just warming up!

I didn't know Frosty was Jewish.

Another reason not to get rear ended in Kentucky.

Wishful thinking on the part of the KKK?

Etc, etc.

Well Somebody is Mad About It!
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Looks like a northerner has blown in.

Where does Billy come up with these clips?????

Aaron

Billy's got a part time job with a camera??

A reason not to get rear ended in Kentucky! That's a great one, Richard.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS A HUGE ONE.
BET HE HAS A SMALL ONE IN REAL LIFE.

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

Where does Billy come up with these clips?????

Aaron

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Too Much Time on My Hands.
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Will the Penis Puns never stop???

Why was he so happy? he heard the snow blower coming!

That's what happens when you seed snow clouds with Viagra.

BILLY STEP

WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE VIDEOS--YOUR CRAZY

CHARLIE

Originally Posted by CHARLIE VAN FLEET

BILLY STEP

WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE VIDEOS--YOUR CRAZY

CHARLIE

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Originally Posted by Erby Crofutt

I was driving down the road today in all the snow and some dick in a truck pulled out right in front of me.

Is that what they mean by cold cocking someone?

Had to get a penile pun in too.

Bill

Is this cock-eyed thread still active? Hard to believe.

Originally Posted by Rick Hurst

Is this cock-eyed thread still active? Hard to believe.

It just will not peter out!

Erby,
How are you making out with the ice and snow up there
I was in lexington for the 04 mess
be careful on the roads troop

Nah, Bill. This is what you're referring to!

¤ Dirty Jokes - Everyone but the Gay Guy - Jokes Dirty .ORG! ¤

Bruce.

The 03 mess was worse than 04 in Central Kentucky. This one mostly hit western and south central Kentucky hard. Relatively lighter in central Kentucky. Though it was all still a mess, so I took a picture or two (see below) and ran away from it and went to the Great Smoky Mountains for a few days. Loved the food and show at the Dixie Stampede. Wonderful weather down there, until I left this morning. Snowed like crazy coming back thru Knoxville. I hope Jack was able to stay home this morning. Terrible fog and snow up on Jellico Mountain. Though the weather died at the Kentucky Line. Weather in Central Kentucky was good today. Still a ton of people without power but lots of crews working on it.

My house is back there on the peninsula across the lake. I took the picture as I was leaving.


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