Fat Free

[Rick Cantrell]

Last night, the wife ask me what I wanted to eat. Being in pain that I was, I wanted something soft that I did not need to chew. I told her Chichen and dumplins. I told her we needed Half and Half from the store.
When she came back she had FAT FREE Half and Half. Yeah, I know, how can Half and Half be fat free. But thats what it was.
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BTW Sitting in my office with the lights out, and an ice pack on my jaw.

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[Rick Hurst]

I see the Glen Livet is working.

[Rick Cantrell]

I see the Glen Livet is working

Your close, Hydr... Hydroco,,,,, Vicadan

But not good enough
Tonight it's soup
Nothing at all to chew.

[Kary Krismer]

Read the ingredients and find out. I use the fat free half and half for Fettuccine, so that it's only 80% deadly.

[Rick Hurst]

You talk about fat like its a bad thing.

[Scott Patterson]

Fat Free? That's why I like a good Gin & Tonic! All natural and fat free!

When Olestra first came out several years back one of their warnings was "anal leakage", I think they replaced that with diarrhea. Sure does sound better that "Anal leakage"!