-The deli??

[Richard Stanley]

A customer asked 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something.'

'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?'

'Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?'

'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?'

'Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?'

'Would you? Would you?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no!'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

'Well, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why
did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

[wayne soper]

Perfect, thanks for the AM laugh

[Mitchell Meeks]

I needed a laugh this morning.