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Thread: -The deli??
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04-18-2008, 05:02 AM #1
-The deli??
A customer asked 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something.'
'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?'
'Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?'
'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?'
'Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?'
'Would you? Would you?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why
did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
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04-18-2008, 05:29 AM #2
Re: -The deli??
Perfect, thanks for the AM laugh
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04-18-2008, 06:42 AM #3
Re: -The deli??
I needed a laugh this morning.
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