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    Default Northern Hemisphere losing 2 Minutes of Daylight everyday!

    Northern Hemisphere losing 2 Minutes of Daylight everyday...
    Computer projection show there will be no sunlight in about 41 months.

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    Default Re: Northern Hemisphere losing 2 Minutes of Daylight everyday!

    The world is expected to end anyway in 2012 according to all the emails I received lately. Seems to be part of the humans that get to survive the end you have to register for some type of lottery number. Its says the Mayans predicted the end of the world as of then. Just google 2012 and you'll see what I'm talking of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Hurst View Post
    The world is expected to end anyway in 2012 according to all the emails I received lately. Seems to be part of the humans that get to survive the end you have to register for some type of lottery number. Its says the Mayans predicted the end of the world as of then. Just google 2012 and you'll see what I'm talking of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Hurst View Post
    ...Its says the Mayans predicted the end of the world as of then. Just google 2012 and you'll see what I'm talking of.

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    Wow! I have one question. How did the Mayans know about Sarah Palin?


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    Default Re: Northern Hemisphere losing 2 Minutes of Daylight everyday!

    And then there's this news to worry about:





    The Hazards of Baked Bread...

    A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF
    BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is
    that the organic components of this aroma may break down ozone (I'm not
    making this stuff up).

    I was horrified. When are we going to do something
    about bread-induced global warming? Sure, we attack tobacco companies,
    but when is the government going to go after Big Bread?

    Well, I've done a little research, and what I've
    discovered should make anyone think twice ....

    1: More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.

    2: Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

    3: In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was
    baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.

    4: More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of
    eating bread.

    5: Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that
    as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The
    average American eats more bread than that in one month!

    6: Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence
    of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.

    7: Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and
    given only water to eat, actually begged for bread after only two days.

    8: Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to harder items
    such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.

    9: Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more
    than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning
    you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

    10: Newborn babies can choke on bread.

    11: Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That
    kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

    12: Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between
    significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.


    In light of these frightening statistics, we propose
    the following bread restrictions:

    1: No sale of bread to minors.

    2: No advertising of bread within 1000 feet of a school.

    3: A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills
    we might associate with bread.

    4: No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

    5: A $4.2 zillion fine on the three biggest bread manufacturers. Please
    send this e-mail on to everyone you know who cares about
    this crucial issue.

    Remember: Think globally, act idiotically.

    Eric Barker, ACI
    Lake Barrington, IL

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    Good Stuff, Eric! LOL

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    Very nice Eric. Being an unaware bread addict myself your post has opened my eyes. I am going to have to do acknowledge that I may be contributing to the downfall of our society. I will have to do something about my problem. Do you know if there is a 12 step program? I thought the local fancy restaurant that doesn't serve bread was just being cheap, clearly they are far more enlightened than I.
    Back to the issue, I love a good dumb Apocalypse movie as much as the next guy but last time I checked Star Trek was reality (yet). So I guess we still have to pay the mortgage for now.

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